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If you want to have a REALLY good time then:

Rent classic Star Trek costumes. Go and pretend that you are on a away mission investigating the social traditions of a newly discovered planet. Make sure you make the tricoder and communicator noises all the time.

See how long it takes before you are asked to leave. Be obnoxious and ALWAYS stay in character.

Make sure you do this while the local TV news crew is there.

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