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I'm not sure if this post is even serious because every aspect of your table persona that you mentioned is considered poor form, cliched and/or nitty by many B&M regulars. Table coaching/talking strategy, sunglasses, ipods, and even flamboyant card protectors are all slammed on this forum and by B&M regulars from time to time.

For me personally I don't mind any of those things except for table coaching and strategy talk, and admittedly the latter of those two can occasionally be entertaining if strategy man is unskilled enough. Anyway, my advice to you is that if this post is serious, just try being friendly, playing quickly, and playing your best game. Nothing else is really required.