[TheDudeAbides]

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I'm jealous of everyone that has eaten here. I'm still waiting on my friend/former co-worker to have a pair of pants delivered by her sister because she had a female accident at work. I don't know how or what I'm going to be able to eat knowing that this lady had to change her pants because she couldn't control her menstruation.

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About a week ago my buddy emailed me that a giant turd had mysteriously appeared on the floor outside his cubicle. Turns out it was this giant, nasty woman that works there who was having some kind of disorder, and lost it trying to get to the bathroom. She appeared about an hour later and sheepishly cleaned it up. The best part is that he's her boss and had to have a talk with her about the "accident". Apparently this is not the first time it's happened.

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WTF! That's one of the most bizarre things I've ever heard. If I ever dumped out at work, in front of someone else's cubicle - they'd never see me in that office again.