[Christophers]

Wow, it's really difficult talking to someone this retarded.

Matt says:
hey fish
Christophers says:
what im playing
Matt says:
wanna play some now ?
Christophers says:
on ft?
Christophers says:
hmm ok
Christophers says:
im playing until blinds
Christophers says:
whats ur SN?
Christophers says:
??
Christophers says:
hello?
Matt says:
you aruond in a few hours?
Christophers says:
wtf
Christophers says:
you just said play now
Christophers says:
and i left my tables
Matt says:
ok
Christophers says:
so now?
Matt says:
how many tables u wanna play ?
Christophers says:
2 u said
Matt says:
hmmm
Matt says:

Christophers says:
...
Matt says:
i meant that as like a side to my regular tables
Matt says:
but im not playing atm
Christophers says:
lol wtf
Christophers says:
3 then
Matt says:
mmmmmmmmm
Christophers says:
?
Christophers says:
im on a small laptop
Matt says:
ok
Matt says:
im just trying to sort out money at
Matt says:
m
Christophers says:
you msged me 10 mins ago and asked if i wanted to play now
Christophers says:
wtf is wrong with you i left tables
Matt says:
yeh
Matt says:
you didnt answer i went away
Christophers says:
WHAT?
Christophers says:
i answered within 30 sec
Matt says:
ok chill
Christophers says:
this is ridic
Matt says:
you are ridic
Matt says:
i will play you in 5 hours
Christophers says:
lol you ask me if i want to play now, i say yes, you say "oh in a few hours"???
Christophers says:
i won't be online then
Matt says:
if you play my site
Matt says:
ill play you now
Christophers says:
omfg
Matt says:
at any stakes
Matt says:
up to 200/400
Christophers says:
lol
Christophers says:
yet u need 50% stake for 25/50!
Matt says:
i told you i don't
Matt says:
you are just being annoying
Christophers says:
are you serious
Christophers says:
you asked me to play and i said yes
Christophers says:
then you said no
Christophers says:
and i'm being annoying?
Matt says:
why wont u be online in 5 hours ?
Matt says:
its 10m
Matt says:
pm
Christophers says:
i have a girlfriend
Christophers says:
you know
Matt says:
ok
Matt says:
and?
Christophers says:
i spend time with her
Matt says:
ok
Christophers says:
this is probably a hard concept for you to graspe
Matt says:
because?
Christophers says:
because you are a virgin
Matt says:
lol?
Christophers says:
i can tell
Christophers says:
!
Matt says:
alright, hopefully you are as bad at poker as you are at life
Matt says:
hey
Matt says:
tomorrow
Matt says:
2 pm
Christophers says:
lolz
Matt says:
6-tables
Matt says:
10/20
Christophers says:
wow what is wrong with you
Christophers says:
we agreed to 2-table
Matt says:
you play 4-6
Christophers says:
6max
Christophers says:
i 2-table hu but i'll play 3 for you
Matt says:
zzzzzzzzz
Christophers says:
maybe 4 if i can handle it on this laptop
Christophers says:
right
Matt says:
use ur computer
Christophers says:
i don't have one atm
Matt says:
...........
Matt says:

Matt says:
i thought you made cash at poker?
Christophers says:
yes, that's right
Christophers says:
i happen not to own a desktop at this point in time
Matt says:
that is ludicrous
Christophers says:
well, it's an obstacle we'll have to overcome
Christophers says:
sorry to have disappointed you
Matt says:
hmmm
Matt says:
maybe ill buy you a desktop
Christophers says:
lol
Matt says:
with your cash
Christophers says:
that's really funny!
Matt says:
doesn't really matter
Matt says:
you aren't gonna win
Christophers says:
i see
Matt says:
especially if you haven't played heads up before
Christophers says:
uhh, i have?
Matt says:
heads up is probably my best game
Christophers says:
you should take 100% of youself at 25/50 then
Christophers says:
+++++++++EV
Matt says:
i might do
Matt says:
see how 10/20 goes first
Christophers says:
righto
Matt says:
playing 2 tables of heads up will significantly retract from my other games
Christophers says:
right
Christophers says:
well
Christophers says:
if we're not playing right now
Matt says:
if you played 6 i'd prob be happy to play 25 50
Christophers says:
i don't really have time for you sorry
Matt says:
go to your friends
Christophers says:
bye
Matt says:
and play on his comp tomorrow
Matt says:
maybe i will buy you some decency aswell
Christophers says:
L
Christophers says:
O
Christophers says:
L
Christophers says:
you just asked me to play now and i closed all my tables
Christophers says:
then you say you have no money and it'll be hours
Matt says:
i said do you wanna play now ?
Matt says:
never agreed do play you
Christophers says:
wow
Christophers says:
you are the least intelligent human alive
Matt says:
gonna be horrible for you when i take your cash then
Christophers says:
right
Christophers says:
later
Matt says:
that isn't your girlfriend is it?
Christophers says:
lol
Christophers says:
yeh it is
Matt says:
you are 21
Matt says:
she is like 15
Christophers says:
hahaha
Matt says:
pretty sure thats illegal
Christophers says:
20 on fri actually
Christophers says:
have you ever had a girlfriend?
Matt says:
deceptive young girl she is
Matt says:
lol, I have a long term girlfriend buddy
Matt says:
I have everything you want
Matt says:
soon I will have your cash
Christophers says:
on panorama you were living with your mother and said you had no gf and not many friends
Matt says:
I have a house, over 100 acre of woodlands
Christophers says:
lol god
Matt says:
lol
Christophers says:
alright
Christophers says:
i've really got better things to do, ttyl
Matt says:
maybe we can play for your entire roll after i bust this 50k
Matt says:
you prob quit me after your first 10 buyins

Cliffs: He asks me to play now, I accept, he says he can't play now. Awesome.