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Choose by type of girl:

Tattoo artist, to get you in with all the skanks. Con: You don't know where that thing has been. Pro: You don't care.

"Raw food" chef to get you in with all the vegans. Pro: you can be a chef without learning how to cook! And lots of vegans appear crazy, so happy sack time. Con: Will probably have to eat own food, at least in public, and vegan chicks don't shave/bathe.