[jenson]

This is a rant. My apologies if you don't sympathize.

I like beer, real beer like Heineken, Sam Adams, etc. I like to play poker and drink beer. It's true and I don't deny it. Is that so wrong?

I get cheap rooms at Trop so I stay there. The problem is I don't like Natural Lite served in cups the size of urine samples. I also don't like slow cocktail waitresses that look like the Sea Hag and Alice the Goon.

I like Borgata. The Borg is a class act in every way. I can't get a cheap room at Borgata.

How do I solve this dilemma? Please don’t say stop drinking while playing cards.