[MicroBob]

Okay, now I'm going nuts.
Because the types of colleges that are THAT bad just are kind of hard to research.

Here's what I'm doing right now because I'm pathetic and have no life and this somehow interests me:

Lake Superior State and Bemidji State are a couple of 'meh' to les than 'meh' low-level college teams.
I'm looking for teams that they clobbered.

I've gotten to Northland Baptist Bible College who lost to Lake Superior State 55-28 so I'm guessing they ain't so hot.

Their roster isn't available on the website.

Now I'm trying to find team that Northwoods beat in-between some of their blowout losses and I end up seeing that they beat the Emmaus Bible College Eagles of Dubuque, IA. 103-51 was the final in that one.

I get some scores and roster off the Emmaus Bible College website.
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They lost every single game they played except for their pre-season exhibition against their alumni.

They did lose one overtime game to Crossroads College and a 1 point margin to Great Lakes Christian College otherwise it looks like all their losses were by double-digits and usually WELL into that...and consider that many of their opponents were probably being nice and taking it easy on them at a certain point.

I'm guessing the teams who only barely beat them are pretty lousy too.


Onto the roster:
They have one guy who is 6-5 and a couple others who are 6-2. The rest of the team is in the 5-8 to 6-0 range.

I've seen mid-major college teams who can match up with them just fine size-wise (just size, not getting into speed or strength) so I assume a major D1 program MIGHT be able to compete and certainly a WNBA team imo.