[Kilay]

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steal a buncha latex gloves from the commie doctor so you can make water baloons that resemble a cows utter. If youre feeling frisky you could even put a pinhole in one of the fingers, fill the glove with milk, then drink from the faux-teet. I mean if you cant sue, youve gotta juice your apparent misfortune for all its worth.

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I LOL'D