Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
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Dickie Noles
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I went to high school with Dicky Noles' two daughters. At least if he's the guy I'm thinking of that used to play for the Cards.
I had sex with the younger one over the hood of my car in a lit street. Then drove her to my house while fingering her from behind and her head down in my floorboards under the dash. Older one was hotter though.
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Yeah? You think that's funny? Well I had anal with your grandmother one night when she was cleaning the toilets at the Vet. She was so goddamned fat I thought she was Luzinski. Anyway she was so freaking tight that to loosen her up I had to shove 5 prized Dickie Noles autographed baseballs into her, and one of Bake McBride's bats. If you can get me those balls back, we'll call it even. She can have Bake's bat. He used to do this thing with Manny Trillo that ... well, you can keep the bat.
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