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Since I am done with the [censored] at UB, I had some immature fun...
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Chris: Hello, thank you for contacting our Deposit Center! How may I assist you?
you: hello
you: how are you today chris?
Chris: Im ok
you: i have a question about my poker account
Chris: How may I help you?
Chris: Tell me
you: calm down
Chris: Why calm down?
you: ok
Chris: I was refering to sure tell me what do you need to know
you: i want my boom switch turned on please
Chris: I'll gladly assist you
you: and my doom switch turned off
you: could u do that for me please?
Chris: Is there anything to deposits related I can assist you with?
you: yes
you: i need my boom switch turned on
you: could u please ask a manager?
you: wow, are u listening?
Chris: What do you mean by boom switch?
Chris: I think im quite lost on what do you need
you: please ask your manager
you: he should know
you: it helps me win more, so i can deposit more
Chris: One second
Chris: Well honestly we have something like that
you: u do?
you: o good
you: please turn it on
you: and turn off my doom switch
Chris: I am sorry I do not have ability to do that
you: could u turn off my doom switch?
Chris: I am really sorry
you: the last person helped me with it?
you: her name was christine i believe
Chris: We do not have any Christine on the Chat service
you: something like that
you: please just turn it on
Chris: One moment wait please
you: ok
Chris: My manager said he can not do that right now
you: well when can he?????
Chris: Is there anything else I can help you with?
you: yea jack*** my boom switch
Chris: Please contact customer support for that matter
you: How big is your weiner?
Chris: Is there anything else I can help you with?
you: where u located
Chris: Costa Rica
you: So you have a big wank?
Chris: I am sorry sir, I can not discuss this
you: must be small
Chris: Thank you sir
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