[andnow]

SPURS

1. Robert Horry (Obviously won the championships for the Spurs last yr.)

2. Eva Longoria (The secret to Tony Parker's Success)

3-10 who cares, Horry will win them another championship next yr by throwing Nash into the crowd with two hands, and the NBA will suspend the whole Suns' starting 5 for looking like they showed some concern for their 3-Time MVP (Obviously Dirk will have been stripped of his MVP by this time next yr, for his choking performance, and it will have been given to the true MVP of last yr's season, Mr. Steve Nash).