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Sidney Fields in "The Old Man" episode:

George: I come from a long line of quitters. My grandfather was a quitter, my father was a quitter. I was raised to give up.

Old man: That's my housekeeper. She steals from me. Plays that freakin' voodoo music. Are you the boyfriend? I know she's got a boyfriend. Are you gonna kill me? You're gonna kill an old man you coward.

Old man: Good thank God. Oh, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? Ha, Ha (fist pump).

House keeper: No, No, English.

George: I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. You don't understand, it's a miracle.

Jerry: You're throwin' this stuff out?

Old Man: I believe that's what you do with garbage you IDIOT!!