Dildos and the impending doom from poker sites cannot stop me from revealing the truth that online poker is rigged. I will now outline the key points prooving the online poker rigged law:
I receive three emails from support in rapid succession tonight (no doubt they hope to keep the truth quiet) I will give support credit, they have went to surprisingly far lengths to to disprove the online poker rigged law. But after my quick session tonight there is no doubt that online poker is rigged. Also I understand that by posting this my doomswitch will be set for eternity but the poker community deserves the truth.
Hand #1 and 2
aa vs kk all in pre flop which is the epitome or riggedness.
sub point since my doom switch has been turned off currently my aa holds up
hand #3
my ak vs qq on aaq flop the money goes in on the river K .
Another ridiculous set up (money was going in on any river FWIW). When my doom switch is activated river is Q
bunch of other hands that I wont bore u with but they are all very rigged.
now for to the emails where support try to use rhetoric and propaganda to disprove the online rigged poker law but do not be fooled.
email #1
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email #2
Your email has been forwarded to the corresponding Department in order
to help you in a more detailed way. You will be contacted as soon as
possible.
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email #3
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