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Old 07-30-2007, 05:12 AM
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Default Kinky Lee Jones Refuses Jenna Jameson

Lee Jones Negotiates Sunday Million per Poker Stars Chat:

Lee Jones [Support]: lol $43Kaments! Well done Xaston

Xaston
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fbF 9.1 fbT 7.3 fbR 0.0
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Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused for possible deal discussion.
Pehtoori: chipcount?
plasticard: y
lb6121: 5 way chop
lb6121: anything can happen
Pehtoori: yea
lb6121: play for winner extra 30k
Lee Jones [Support]: Okay, so you know you have to leave $30K for the winner.
Lee Jones [Support]: With that done, here are the numbers, going around the table from Zutz
lb6121: does anyone disagredd to chop
lb6121: ?
Lee Jones [Support]: Hang on lb
Lee Jones [Support]: That's not how we do things here.
plasticard: depend
Lee Jones [Support]: Let me state the numbers.
Lee Jones [Support]: Then y'all can discuss it.
Lee Jones [Support]: From Zutz...
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz: $100,472
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori: $106,038
Lee Jones [Support]: lb: $110,592
Lee Jones [Support]: plastic: $150,595
Lee Jones [Support]: Garbanzito: $129,312
Lee Jones [Support]: Say "agree" if you do
Pehtoori: agree
plasticard: i want 170k
lb6121: i want 10k out of plastic
lb6121: arer u crazy
Pehtoori: I want jenna jameson
lb6121: u got a fat bit allready u should give less
Zutzman: no way your gewtting another 20k on top
lb6121: no chance
Lee Jones [Support]: and no way you're getting jenna jameson
Pehtoori: damn
Zutzman: lee is kinky
plasticard: no agree
Pehtoori: I agree.. do what you want
GARBANZITO: I NIDE SPEACK SPANISH
lb6121: ok we play
lb6121: ok we play
lb6121: plastic can get 60k
plasticard: yes
Zutzman: lets play... no 20k on top
Lee Jones [Support]: Looks like we're going to deal some cards.
lb6121: when he donks his stack off
Lee Jones [Support]: Good luck to you all.
Lee Jones [Support]: Mike, the green button please



GARBANZITO: DEALER STOP PLEASE
Dealer: Pehtoori has a full house, Kings full of Aces
Dealer: plasticard has three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Game #11212895018: Pehtoori wins pot (9464976) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
GARBANZITO: I nidee to speack spanish with a suport people
Lee Jones [Support]: Garbanzo - we'll have somebody contact you immediately.
HostJacob [Support]: Garbanzito que necessite usted?
Pehtoori: deal?
plasticard: ok
Zutzman: can we please have enerything posdted oin both languaeges'3.
HostJacob [Support]: I asked him what he needs
GARBANZITO: gracias ...estaban negociando la reparticion del premio y no se pusieron deacuerdo solo quiero queles diga que si desean repartirlo que sea a porcentage de fichas igual que el monto del premio es lo justo y que nos den por ganadores a los 5 digales e
lb6121: shall we consider another deal boys
Pehtoori: ok
Zutzman: ill run the numbers
Lee Jones [Support]: Do you want us to pause it?
lb6121: yea
Pehtoori: yes
GARBANZITO: paren esto 5minutos para discutirlo
Zutzman: sure
Lee Jones [Support]: plastic?
plasticard: y
Dealer: Zutzman, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
GARBANZITO: STOP PLEASE
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
Lee Jones [Support]: we're going to pause
Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused for possible deal discussion.
Pehtoori: run the chipcount please
Lee Jones [Support]: okay - here we go...
Lee Jones [Support]: With $30K set aside for the winner...
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz: $119,041
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori: $148,241
HostJacob [Support]: Con $30K mas por el ganador..
Lee Jones [Support]: lb: $107,843
Lee Jones [Support]: plastic: $99,306
Lee Jones [Support]: Garbanzito: $122,578
Lee Jones [Support]: Say "agree" if you do
Pehtoori: agree
plasticard: agree
HostJacob [Support]: Si esta bien, dice "agree"
Zutzman: 2 secs plz
GARBANZITO: AGREE
Zutzman: i disagree
Zutzman: lets play
HostJacob [Support]: Zutzman no acuerdo, el quiere jugar
lb6121: why just cos your a millionaire
Pehtoori: what ever
lb6121: we still playin for 30 on top
lb6121: just agree and its all good
Zutzman: im a billionaire
Pehtoori: make everybody happy
GARBANZITO: PLEASE EVERY BODY ARE WINERS
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz - you want cards in the air?
Zutzman: i'll take 125k
Zutzman: or lets deal
plasticard: asyou saw evrey thing kan happen
Pehtoori: I want 160
HostJacob [Support]: Zutzman quiere $125,000 o no
lb6121: boys
lb6121: lets just do it hoiw is it
Pehtoori: comeon zutz
lb6121: why u crying over 5k more zutz if yra millionaire
HostJacob [Support]: Todos los otros esta de acuerdo
Zutzman: not millionmaire bri
Zutzman: bro
Zutzman: if you cvant give me 125k lets play
GARBANZITO: ZUTZMAN PLEASE YOU WIN SURE
lb6121: garb will u give him 2k and peh will u give him 2k aswell
lb6121: then we square
Pehtoori: ok
GARBANZITO: YO ESTOY DEACUERDO CON LO QUE ME TOCA 122.578
lb6121: zutz
lb6121: just accept
lb6121: make it easy
lb6121: we still gambiln for 30k
Zutzman: ok lets play Lee
Lee Jones [Support]: you got it
Lee Jones [Support]: Mike- the green button please sir
Lee Jones [Support]: Good flops to you all


Zutzman
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vpip 25.0 pfr 8.5 afa 1.8
sba 9.1 fsb 100.0 fbb 0.0
fbF 10.6 fbT 4.8 fbR 2.1
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Dealer: Game #11213022115: lb6121 wins pot (7629416) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: plasticard finished the tournament in 5th place
lb6121: deal now ?
lb6121: after this hand
Dealer: Zutzman, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
lb6121: im so happy the donkey is out
Pehtoori: ok
Lee Jones [Support]: Well done plastic - you're taking home over $59K
Dealer: Zutzman has timed out - hand is folded
Zutzman: ill look at number again
Pehtoori: support?
Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused for deal discussion.
Pehtoori: chip deal please
lb6121: .....
Lee Jones [Support]: hang on guys - Mike and I are checking our numbers
Pehtoori: thank you
Lee Jones [Support]: Okay...
Lee Jones [Support]: $30K for the winner
Lee Jones [Support]: Zutz: $122,538
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori: $134,484
Lee Jones [Support]: lb: $157,964
Lee Jones [Support]: GARBANZITO: $122,811
Lee Jones [Support]: say "agree" if you do
Pehtoori: agree
GARBANZITO: AGREE
lb6121: agree none of us are mugs here
lb6121: we all pros might as well deal now
lb6121: the fish is gone best case senario
GARBANZITO: ZUTZMAN IS JUST
lb6121: agree
Lee Jones [Support]: folks - let's just wait for zutz to say yes or no
Zutzman: iu ageee
Zutzman: i agree... im hammered yo
lb6121: sweet
Lee Jones [Support]: okay, we've got a deal.
Lee Jones [Support]: now there's $30K in the middle to win - good luck all.
HostJacob [Support]: Garb: el ganador tiene $30,000 mas
Pehtoori: ty
GARBANZITO: OK
GARBANZITO: QUEDO CERRADO EL TRATO SOLO ES PARA UN EXTRA DE 30K CIERTO?
HostJacob [Support]: Si
HostJacob [Support]: Usted gana $122,811 y $30K mas si usted gana el torneo
Dealer: GARBANZITO finished the tournament in 4th place
HostJacob [Support]: Felicidades Garb - usted juego muy bien
Lee Jones [Support]: Yeah, what Jacob said :-)
Lee Jones [Support]: and there's that $122,811 thing too
lb6121: lol that plastic guy was unreal donk
lb6121: he coulda had 160k
lb6121: lol
lb6121: but he refused the deal
Pehtoori: sick
Pehtoori: well he got 60k
Pehtoori: lol
lb6121: yea the bare min


Zutzman: OT
Dealer: Pehtoori has two pair, Aces and Queens
Dealer: lb6121 has two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Dealer: Game #11213238691: Pehtoori wins pot (12145636) with two pair, Aces and Queens
lb6121: so sick
lb6121: havent won a race all day i swear
Dealer: Game #11213241716: Pehtoori wins pot (575000)
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
Pehtoori: youve come a long way
Dealer: lb6121 has a straight, Three to Seven
Dealer: Zutzman has high card Ace
Dealer: Game #11213243788: lb6121 wins pot (5442160) with a straight, Three to Seven
Pehtoori: there you go
lb6121: won 1 there
lb6121: i really thought spade was coming
Dealer: Pehtoori has a flush, Ace high
Dealer: lb6121 has a pair of Aces
lb6121: gg
Dealer: Game #11213277501: Pehtoori wins pot (10854320) with a flush, Ace high
Dealer: lb6121 finished the tournament in 3rd place
Dealer: We are now Heads Up
Pehtoori: gg
Lee Jones [Support]: well done lb, you're taking home 2000 lb's of cash: $157K and change
Dealer: Pehtoori has high card Ace
Dealer: Zutzman has a pair of Nines
Dealer: Game #11213289077: Zutzman wins pot (22314408) with a pair of Nines
Zutzman: OLO and drunk
Dealer: Pehtoori has a pair of Fives
Dealer: Zutzman has two pair, Kings and Fives
Dealer: Game #11213296527: Zutzman wins pot (15431184) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Dealer: Pehtoori finished the tournament in 2nd place
Dealer: Zutzman wins the tournament - congratulations!
Lee Jones [Support]: Congratulations!
Lee Jones [Support]: Pehtoori - you're taking home $134K, very well done
Lee Jones [Support]: and zutz - what a performance. You've won over $152K!
Lee Jones [Support]: Thank you to everybody - as I said earlier, we think this was the largest Sunday Million prize pool in history.
Lee Jones [Support]: This was great fun - thank you to everybody who participated and (most of) the railbirds.
Lee Jones [Support]: Everybody have a good night and we'll see you next week for the Sunday Million, here at PokerStars - the best (and biggest) poker site on the Internet
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