[dylan's alias]

Guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink. A second later, a tiny little man jumps out of his shirt pocket and runs across the bar, spilling all the drinks on the bar. The guy apologizes and stuffs the little man back down in his pocket. The bartender says "That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Normally I'd throw you out for pissing off all my regulars, but I've got to know - What the hell is that thing?" The guy says, "Well, it's a long story, but I was down on my luck and I found a bottle on the beach. I rubbed it and a genie came out and offered me a wish. I thought for a long time and finally decided. I wished for a 10 inch prick."