[mbillie1]

the KKF post about limit hold'em was pretty awesome, also the one about copping a feel in the elevator. other favorites are the "roommate from hell", "ultimate butterface-off", "where does sammy farha's money come from", the bastard thread, and this:

Things about poker I never knew until I started playing FTP

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1. Ax, Kx > AK, where x does not = A or K

2. Underpair > Overpair

3. Getting in with AA preflop = -EV

4. To calculate your odds of winning when getting it in on the flop as a coinflip, take your odds of winning (50%) and subtract your opponents odds (50%). 50 - 50 = 0%. yay!

5. To calulate your opponents odds of winning when getting it in on the flop as a coinflop, take their odds of winning (50%) and add your odds of winning (50%). 50 + 50 = 100%. yay!

6. Gutshots are the nuts, value push/call them on the flop and turn.

7. Your odds of someone else being dealt AA when you have KK = ~ 1 in 4.5.

8. Top set is approximately 65% to win on the flop versus bottom set.

9. Flush draws are teh nuts. Do not fold them. Ever. If I am in the pot.

10. Poker is not fun. At all.


GODDAMNIT when Party shut down I decided I would buy into one more site, and I picked this godforaksen fjangf site over Doyles room, which come to find out later was the fishiest site ever apparently, gjoidsaijf;dsaf goddamnit I want to cut out FTP heart with a spoooon.

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