[Grim'sDad]

we ordered pizza tonight. i tell my oaf of a son we will flip a coin and if its heads i pay, tails he pays. he says ok and it comes up heads. i tell him, lets go double or nothing for the pizza next week. he just nods and i see the same vacant expression of the last 19 years on his face. i lost 17 times in a row going double or nothing before getting even. afterwards he tells me that wasnt fair and we have to keep flipping. i told him only a sucker would keep flipping.