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Some football coach, might have been Lou Holtz, was playing with Trevino and he blasted a putt way past the hole. He asked Trevino for advice on the next putt and Trevino said, "try to keep it low."

Another one is from Dan Jenkins' novel "Dead Solid Perfect," about the aura of Augusta National while watching Nicklaus and Tom Weiskopf play a practice round: "Two blonde Nazis strolling through the woods with a couple of Spades carrying their sh*t."