part 8 - our valiant hero tries to fight back
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<yvezaint> man u are pathetic
<yvezaint> is this waht u do all day
<yvezaint> threaten ppl over the internet
<yvezaint> like some nerd
<croz> yea i are mega-nerd
<croz> i wear glasses and suck at sports
<croz> wait neither is true
<croz> :\
<yvezaint> well u spend ur time online
<yvezaint> threatening ppl
<yvezaint> when they ban u from chat rooms
<yvezaint> soooo i cant think of anything more nerdier
<yvezaint> than that
<croz> nope
<croz> actually i barely ddos people any more last time was yesterday to drop everyone from #micronl so bots could actually get ops
<croz> but other than that had been like a month or more
<yvezaint> there, theres the proof u are a huge nerd haha
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part 9 - the great croz impresses me with his sick nasty myspace page
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<croz> BRO BRO BRO.... im a nice guy really. LOOK AT MY 31337 MYSPACE
<croz> and look through my friends
<yvezaint> " Major: Nursing"
<croz> see how many beautiful chicks i ACTUALLY know
<yvezaint> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha
<croz> yea ur right, u guys arent used to getting pussy
<croz> well at least from good lookin bitches
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part 10 - the great croz now explains why he is a wizard on efnet, and why he is so powerful
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<croz> but the great thing is
<croz> unlike real life where i do something and get in trouble, ie. beat ur ass
<croz> on the internet, so much funner and easier and harder to get in trouble!
<yvezaint> yes, the internet, where nerds like u rule
<yvezaint> the most feared wizard in all of efnet
<croz> not most feared, maybe at one time short time ago
<croz> now, hmmmm.... prolly xmage or another of my friends
<yvezaint> ahahaha are u even listening to urself
<croz> but i could make more bots if u want?
<croz> and take over the #1
<yvezaint> ahghahahahahahah
<yvezaint> i cant believe u nerds even have a ranking for this [censored]
<yvezaint> who has the most bots on irc
<croz> I used to have 100,000+
<croz> But Foonet got raided by the FBI
<croz> so I lost some IRCD's that i had bots hosted on
<yvezaint> i cant even tell if ur makin words up dude lmao
heres where i found out croz is a REAL WIZARD, much like harry potter
<croz> IRCD = Internet Relay Chat Daemon
<croz> its what you're connected to right now
<yvezaint> SICK
<yvezaint> so u wizards have daemons!??
<croz> not demons
<croz> DAEMON
<yvezaint> how many bots = a daemon??
<croz> an IRCD is what bots connect to if setup that way
<yvezaint> teach me more, great wizard
<croz> depending on the servers bandwidth u could have anywhere from 5,000 to 50,000+
<croz> You want some bots?
<yvezaint> o sick
<croz> It's actually pretty fun.
i ask him any question u would ask a wizard
<yvezaint> do u have dragons
<croz> When I used to attend UNF
<yvezaint> can u tame me a dragon
<croz> I would just take down the schools internet
<croz> so we couldn't have classes
<yvezaint> sick so did they have magic defences
<yvezaint> anti-wizard shields
<yvezaint> etc.
<croz> Hmmm kind of, called firewalls.
<yvezaint> O MAN u can control FIRE
<yvezaint> [censored]
<croz> But firewalls cant stop DDoS which is Distributed Denial of Service.
<croz> Because it floods the ports with too much information that it can't hold back, like a flood!
<yvezaint> is that like a lightning bolt
<yvezaint> o its like a flood
<yvezaint> so u wizards create water
<yvezaint> to extinguish
<yvezaint> the firewalls
<yvezaint> SICK strategy
<croz> Yea I like to think so.
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part 11 - here i found out where croz learned all this magic lore
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<croz> Kind of like Magic the Gathering I guess?
<croz> Anti-this, anti-that.
<croz> Casting spells.
<croz> That kind of [censored].
<yvezaint> ya bet u were a great magic the gathering player
<yvezaint> u must have rocked tons of wizards in ur day and age
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part 12 - now we delve deep into the wizarding community, blending the walls between irc and reality
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<yvezaint> so what do nerds do when they see other nerds
<yvezaint> do u get all defensive
<yvezaint> start ddosing each other and [censored]
<yvezaint> throw up firewalls in the air
<yvezaint> maybe summon a few daemons
<croz> Hmmm in real life?
<croz> Well I remember one time in CounterStrike at UNF's game room
<croz> I headshotted some dude and said HEADSHOT out loud.
<yvezaint> wow out loud
<croz> He got mad, I guess it was me being arrogant in a dumb game?
<croz> He pushed my chair.
<yvezaint> WHOA so did u ddos him back ???
<croz> I got up after he sat back down. And I downward slapped his face.
<yvezaint> how did u get past his firewall
<croz> Honestly I really don't know.
<croz> I don't know how it didn't repel me.
<yvezaint> this some sick nerd [censored] man, im learnin a lot
<yvezaint> so how does the nerd community
<yvezaint> deal w/all this
<yvezaint> nerd on nerd violence
<yvezaint> ddosing each other and [censored]
<croz> ummmm
<croz> Well people just get owned really.
<croz> We put backdoors on peoples computers, DDoS, format peoples computers for fun, etc.
<croz> lol that actually reminds me
<yvezaint> sounds like a good time
<croz> how funny would it be if i used some exploits on u guys
<yvezaint> u guys crack open some red bulls
<croz> and u guys lost all ur pokertracker information
<yvezaint> get together
<yvezaint> and start ddosing each others backdoors
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and finally, croz ends back on our original note - threatening us
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<croz> This is getting quite serious actually, thanks for reminding me.
<yvezaint> i dont even use pt anymore
<croz> I realize that maybe DDoS wont bother YOU.
<croz> But theres so much more I could do!
<croz> [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
<yvezaint> u are like
<yvezaint> a mega wizard
<yvezaint> of irc
<yvezaint> [censored] u are like
<yvezaint> i dunno
<yvezaint> like the voldemort of irc
<yvezaint> man uare so powerful
<croz>
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...amp;btnG=Search
<croz> guess who contributed to that [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
<croz> yes yes
* croz points at himself.
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thus ended my correspondence with the great wizard of the realm of efnet, croz, known in our reality as "Ferando" who currently goes to florida gulf coast university for Nursing