[DannyOcean_]

igetbadbeat,

I find myself at a murder scene one night. I just randomly walk up to it.

I proceed to step in the blood carelessly without realizing it and leave tracks all around.

I touch the corspe to see what's going on and leave fingerprints. I stick around bc i want to see the police come. I pick up the murder weapon and examine it to see if i can figure out how it went down, because death excites me.

I prank call the family and tell them "I killed your Family Member loool" because i'm a jerkoff and i think it is funny.

Not suprisingly, i am arrested when the cops get there, and found guilty the next month in a speedy trial.

Do you have sympathy for me? I'm completely innocent after all.

Surely you can see my point... If not then you probably never will and I'm the one who is flabbergasted.