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I'm going to go with the homogaysex because this seems like such an obvious/dumb question that I think Sklansky is going to pull some crazy genius logic out of his bag of tricks and show that the non-obvious answer is the correct one.

EDIT: Oh wait. After reading the question again I caught the "live" part which I assume implies that this act will be viewable by anyone. I'm going to go with the homogaysex then because any kind of sex act can really mess with kids heads while the only damage in the former case is animal cruelty.

David: Can you elaborate on what "live" means in the context of your question?