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Play in the poker "room" at O'Shea's. They had a 1-5 spread game last time I was there. The cocktail waitresses aren't exactly Wynn-caliber, but the tables are practically on the strip and you can just sit back and watch the eye candy strolling by. Plus, the leprechaun/little person at the adjacent Dublin Up bar will pour alkeehawl directly into your piehole.