Ok so I deceived you. I haven't yet jabbed anything in my eye.
I have a
stye. (Wikipedia medical advice ftw.)
On the list of things that have a high ratio of discomfort:size, this is up there. I have managed to squeeze some puss out, against the advice of Wiki, MD. This has afforded me relief x 0.
Crazy eye makes CrazyEyez [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].
