Is there anything finer than waffle house when you're drunk and hungry at 3 A.M. (except maybe an 8-ball and 3 strippers)? The Waffle House offers a beacon of hope to all those that seek out it's guiding light.
The waffle house offers:
Fine Dining
Eloquent company
Top-notch waitresses
I pity those that aren't privileged to it's spoils. Make mine a patty melt-hashbrowns covered, smothered, and covered!