[Ron Burgundy]

Bob,

I know your Stars sn. IIRC, you once talked about where you finished in some VIP freerolls, so I looked up the results in the Stars tourney lobby. I'm not just stalking you though, I keep a spreadsheet of 2+2 poker screen names and add to it whenever I can.

I respect your wishes to remain as anonymous as possible, so I won't tell anyone.