[Shadowrun]

A Trip Report with Goofy + Hooker

(goofy pays for a high class hooker)

Hooker: Grab my boobs
Goofy: You have nice eyes
(Hooker is taking off her clothes, Goofy is too scared to help)
Hooker: Tell me im sexy
Goofy: Okay, wait 30 mins till im done writing an essay about your fabled beauty.
(Hooker realizes Goofy wont do anything by himself so she begins to mount him)
Goofy: I cant do this, i respect women too much to do this, I am really in love with this girl i know, i cant do this.

(Hooker and Goofy proceed to have life-altering conversation about why Goofy is [censored] up with girls)
(Hooker bemoans her fate at having to do the most work ever for Goofy)