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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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Where's my free hooker?

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wheres your friends?

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lol i knew i would get this reply out of somebody. apparently they aren't on the internets all day like me. they must be having sex or something cool like that.