Thread: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:14 PM
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Default Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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shouldn't the free hooker come right after the 1st sign of bi-curiousness...every swinging d*ck deserves one last chance before they shove their hotdog into a chocolate hole
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