Re: Worst song to get a lapdance to?
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Any song less than 7 minutes long.
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You know November Rain was the first song that came to mind over 7 minutes, and that might not be so bad.
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one time i was in this mexican strip club (ugggh) and some gnarly troll-lookin chick comes up to me and is like 'come on papi i dance for joo' and i'm like meh, but i'm drunk, and then november rain comes on and i'm like, 'valuetown!' so i go back there and she makes me touch her hoo hoo, which was gross and looked like someone had hit a roast beef sandwich with a tire iron, and then it turned out they were playing like a 2.5 minute edited version of november rain. man that sucked.
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