Bad Beat Breakfast.
This morning I got up about a half hour before I had to leave to go to the Sox game, so I wanted to grab a quick breakfast. I went downstairs and sliced open the second to last Asiago Cheese bagel from Panera, and put it in the toaster. I was happy.
Then I went to get the milk and cream cheese to go with my bagel. But... Bad beat: no [censored] cream cheese. I was pissed. Had no cream cheese to put on my bagel because some donk had finished it before I had gotten up. It was a the worst bagel I've had in a while.
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