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only bad side is you work weird hours and always weekends.

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ORLY? That's the only bad side?

"Hi mom, I dropped out of law school to be a cocktail waitress at Resort's Chicago Casino."
"Uh..."
"Wait. The only bad side is I have to work weekends."
"That's the only bad side?"
"The only one."
"Nothing else bad at all?"
"Nope; perfect except for the hours."
"Oh honey I am so proud of you. And your father would be too, God rest his soul. Lemme call your brother and uncle Dave..."
"Yay!"

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Congratulations on starting your post being super sarcastic about all the negatives involved with being a cocktail waitress, and then continuing by implying... well, nothing other than, "if you're a waiter you suck worse than being a lawyer," as far as I can tell.