Re: Southern girls
I dunno, I've never lived there, but when I was working in the bakery with a bunch of masshole degens, one guy had just married a woman from Arkansas a couple years earlier. She was pretty for her age (early 40s I believe), a great cook, and willing to do anything to make her man happy. I was at a BBQ at the guy's house, and before I even met her formally, she came up and gave me a big hug from behind and said, "this must be Colin!", almost flirtatiously. Then she got me a hot dog and a soda. At first I was uncomfortable, but then the husband slapped me on the shoulder and said, "see? I told you my wife was awesome, bro."
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