[Borodog]

My brother told me about this electronics instructor he had that would get royally pissed off when he couldn't find something, like for example a certain gauge wire, and he'd start cursing and shouting, "Somebody 'round here's queer for wire!"

So whenever you can't find what you're looking for, just start yelling about how somebody's queer for it.

"Somebody's queer for my car keys, damnit!"

"Who the [censored] is queer for all the damn pencils?"

The great thing is that it works if there is TOO MUCH of an item, as well:

"What're they, queer for napkins in this place?"

PS: I posted in BBV4L. I feel all dirty.