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The guy then preceeds to bust out a knife. Normally, I would be scared shitless in this situation, but being buzzed combined with the tense atmosphere, I simply knock it out of his hands with a backhanded bitch slap ...

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I stopped reading and wasting my lifes time at this point.

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lolol

I actually believed it for a bit longer. It's... Ok it's bull [censored] but it started off right. The way you fight multiple people is just grab one and take him to the ground and try to kill him. You're not going to win but you're gonna go out in a blaze of glory.