i used to go to mon-ray-AlL 4-5 times a year until i lost half my heart function and the ability to get 5 erections/day. it is my favorite city in the world, and where i want to retire. i want to die in a strippers arms during a lap dance to donna summer's version of con te de partiro.
every year i would go around today for one of my trips. july 1st is my b-day. every year i would get pissed because the whole city would close down for this holiday, yet NOBODY could properly explain to me wtf canada day was. they all knew it was a holiday, but none knew the proper story behind it, just that it was a great day for getting tanked..
mmm, i [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] montreal.
donna summer, con te de partiro
you have to imagine being totally hammered and the stripper is doing a hot dance to this song blaring