lol jehovah\'s witnesses
so this doesn't get moved to bbv4l, please to be viewing this brag of a poker hand:
POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot
i'll never forget you, gambler
moving on:
at the end of my street there's a mormon church so we get jehovah's witnesses coming by from time to time. they annoy the [censored] outta me, so when they came by today i thought i'd take care of them good. when i saw they were at the door i went into the shower, opened up the shower window and yelled for them to come here and talk to me while i was in the shower (shower is downstairs and faces the front yard...strange, i know)
anyway, the gullible idiots decide to do so, and are on my lawn. (there's 5 of them, including 2 kids, all in suits)
i, of course, have the shower running and while they think i'm in there, i go to the backyard and turn on the sprinklers full blast. i hear them yelling, i go back to the window to see them drenched and pissed as they leave to the next house.
gg polygymists.
worst thing you've ever done to a mormon converter? gogogogogo!
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