War!
Those nefarious Russkies are now claiming the North Pole! Enough is enough. The US has a moral obligation to rescue Santa, the elves, and the penquins.
My new immigration plan is to offer illegal aliens citizenship in exchange for two years military service in the artic.
Invade now the North Pole now and we will figure out how to subjugate the indigious population later.
If Putin doesn't like it, well, what do we have all these nukes for it we are never going to use them.
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