[b1grich]

Well just finished cards with my friends and everyone is like "lets go to IHOP" ... ok so we go i get the greasiest thing i could, just to let yall know that i haven't [censored] in 3 days b/c of constipation ... well its around 5:50AM when i get back home and my dad usually gets up at 6AM ... well i have to finally take a [censored] when i get there ... its the longest [censored] i have taken in a long ass time ... well dad gets up and asks when i'll be done and i tell him that im taking a [censored] so he waits and i finally finish after 10 more minutes ... i warn my dad that he should at least wait or at least go outside and piss ... he says "w/e" and goes in there ... i hear him gag and str8 throw up in the toilet while he pisses and then he comes out and was like "yup, should have waited" LMFAO

Beat: Haven't [censored] in 3 days.
Brag: Made my dad puke into the toilet while pissing.

Variance: Up $100 on my friends.