I know it's hard to believe, but not all of us work pathetic, mundane office jobs like you.
I'm a tech support guy, and I've fixed hundreds of computers in my day
I'm sure now you spend all day just playing smoking guitar riffs with your ex-navy seal best friend who has your face tattooed over the scar he got when you deflected the house that was falling on him during the earthquake you caused when you pulled your dick out to prove it was wider than the car driven by the underwear model you [censored] in the hot tub you built for next to nothing with the general contractor's license you picked up cause you're smarter than all the accountants whose computers you fixed cause you never had it easy but you'd never be caught dead behind a desk all day unless it was made of pussy.
Now, I'm just some guy on the internet who you've apparently read all about, but you're the unloved son of tedium and eternity and given that I've had this pointless fight a hundred times before with funnier people, I'll just say this:
Stop posting. This is not your area of expertise.