I thought this was appropriate; fwiw he's not a douche at all but this pic makes him look suspect:
mmk this isn't really the whole scmucky (!?) looking guys with hot babes, it's more the whole how did
he get
her thread, but i don't feel like starting another one and it's semi appropriate.
A couple from my high school that have been together since high school, when they both looked the same as they do now:
My brother and his gf:
