Thread: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:38 PM
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Default Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
Just tell her you were pumping a hole you cut into a pineapple and got scratched. Everybody does it; she's probably wondering why you're the only boyfriend she's had who never confessed to it before.
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