Re: Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..
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what's your favorite pressure point?
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Kneecaps, collarbone, balls, throat.
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What percentage of the hoes, err strippers, have enhanced fun bags?
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70%
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When taking care of asshats, do/would you ever go for the balls? Is that against the bouncer code or are no holds barred?
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As general advice, I would not advice anyone to be so ignorant as to think that sometype of "Code Of Ethics" is in effect during a street fight. It is not, and expecting your opponent to abide by it will get you seriously injured and may get you killed. As a general rule, I fight in a "1 step above" threat level style.. If you bring fists, If I can get to a weapon, I use Pepper spray, if you bring a knife, I use a Taser, possibly a firearm, if you bring a firearm, I shoot you in the head, etc. I expect no ethics. I will go for the balls, I will stab you in the achilles tendon, there is NOTHING I will not do to survive in a fight. Remember, in a fight, your opponent is ultimately trying to kill you. Now, react accordingly.
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tips for getting a bouncer gig at a strip club?
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Apply. Remember this, and I know its difficult for you. The ladies you work with are people, not just "hoes".
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Is it true that most strippers hate their jobs?
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No.
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Is it also true that most strippers learn to hate men because of having said jobs?
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No.
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Is it also also true that most strippers are drug addicts and alcoholics because it's the only way they can cope with being a stripper?
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I think its the other way around, I think they start dancing because they already are drug addicts and they need the money. Just my opinion, could be wrong.
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How long have you been doing it?
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18 months
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Do you like what you do?
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Yes
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yeah, you must have had some wild times. Make up something good plz.
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I got into a fight with a guy who pulled his dick out during a lapdance last night. He was in the process of trying to rape the girl, IMO, so I pulled my pistol from my holster and pistol whipped him, his jaw was cracked, then, because of the fact that his dick was out of his pants, I was able to hit him with a shot of OC pepper spray to the dick, which made him cry. Then I threw him outside with his dick still hanging out and called the cops. They picked him up about 1/4 mile down the road and charged him with indecent exposure.
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Have any dancers you knew from your club ended up actually living the happily ever fantasy like, oh, Demi Moore in "Striptease"? (She ended up with Ashton).
Or do most of them get into porn or insurance sales?
%'s?
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I don't know, I've never seen Striptease, but yes, sometimes the girls actually do end up happily, but for the most part they just blow through money worse than Stu Ungar and wake up one day too old to dance and broke.
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What's the going rate for a blow job?
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$250
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What's the going/average rate to have a stripper meet you at the hotel/back of your car so you can SIIHP?
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$500-$1000
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Does lying about what you do on an internet forum make you feel good about yourself?
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Yes, Absolutely.
~Mike
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