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Kill buddy.

Enjoy tasty sweet and smokey ribs.

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Cannibalism should be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

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QFT.

Also- hunger should be a viable affirmative defense.

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Similarly with rape and a defense of general horniness.

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The best defense for rape is "She wanted it or she wouldn't have been in the alley that late."