[DoGGz]

Out at a strip club last night - Around 2am a stripper sits down; She is first girl all night not to immediately say "Dance! yes?". This girl is way more [censored] up then your average stripper. You could see the look of "How did I [censored] my life up so badly?" just from her body language. We talk for a bit and I'm almost weirded out by her lack of interest in my money.

Eventually I mention how I moved from Chicago to Vegas, and she just freaks. She stands up and shouts "NO!!" "No no no nonono!" I give her the confused look, and she turns and walks away.

Two hours later I am at the stage and she comes on. I rain some dollas on her and she still looks as if she is going to kill herself at any moment. After her dance is done she comes immediately off stage and tells me "Moving to Vegas will be the worst thing you ever do in your life, get out now."

All I say is "Don't worry, I won't become a stripper." Her frantic look fades to a smile and she walks away without saying another word.

bbv4l: Should I continue to look for advice from strippers? Is she right? Should I get a place near LA instead?