Thread: Weighty issue I feel powerless to handle (Longest Post Ever OMG)
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Old 06-19-2007, 11:39 AM
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Default Re: Weighty issue I feel powerless to handle (Longest Post Ever OMG)
Boy, and I thought my (jewish) mother was possessive.

What you need is to find a...for example a jamaican struggling rapper and have May present him to her mother as her suitor. After that shock, you'll be welcome with open arms.