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Ever watch a college football game? Most of the players, who obviously can't read or write, major in "Physical Fitness", "Sports and Recreation", or other nonsense.

These are the geniuses (genii?) designing playgrounds.

My kids are still young enough to bring to playgrounds like these. I hate it, because dopey parents let their 1- and 2-year-olds climb up on these things. Nobody ever sees the signs that warn that they're dangerous for kids under 6.

Nothing like seeing a toddler on a platform, five feet up, walking past the top of a ladder, while Mom has her nose buried in a paperback.