[Gigglegirl]

The Germans have a word which perfectly captures how I feel about these situations;

scha·den·freu·de Spelled Pronunciation[shahd-n-froi-duh]
–noun

satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune.

And just to rub it in, you should turbo MINRAISE every time and SHOW your 72o when he's folded out. Maybe throw in the odd 'lol' in the chatbox.

And then when he is re-connected, he is transformed into............MegaMonkeyTiltBoy.

The end is never far away after all that.