[T.J. Combo]

hump her in the dumper
hit her in the shitter
tap her in the crapper
goop her in the pooper
go bowlin' in her colon
rail the tail
sink 'er in 'er sphincter
Pound the brown clown

All winners.

Don't tinker with that stinker.

Edit:

Almost forgot.

[censored] her in the pucker.