[Big Poppa Smurf]

Russ,

Then I have either:

a) a live and pissed off bat in my fridge, which is both scary when I have to open it, and gross because all my food will be tainted by that vile, disgusting bat.
b) a dead, frozen bat, which while less scary is certainly even more disgusting.

Besides bats are very quick in the air and I doubt I could overcome cringing like a little girl getting bat dive-bombed in time to shut the door.