[captainwacky]

I just thought to myself, "what would barry do?"

Obviously, he would have jew-read this guy's soul

FullTiltPoker Game #2585784907: Table Woodmore (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:34:26 ET - 2007/06/04
Seat 1: poly_baller ($400)
Seat 2: hauptizzle ($403)
Seat 3: grimmerlori ($322.60)
Seat 4: UR DONE TOO ($180)
Seat 5: La Jolla Shores ($813.30)
Seat 6: bertkc ($572.20)
grimmerlori posts the small blind of $2
UR DONE TOO posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to poly_baller [5d As]
La Jolla Shores folds
bertkc folds
poly_baller raises to $14
hauptizzle folds
grimmerlori calls $12
UR DONE TOO folds
*** FLOP *** [2s Tc 8s]
grimmerlori checks
poly_baller bets $25
grimmerlori calls $25
*** TURN *** [2s Tc 8s] [4c]
grimmerlori checks
poly_baller bets $65
grimmerlori calls $65
*** RIVER *** [2s Tc 8s 4c] [4s]
grimmerlori bets $218.60, and is all in
poly_baller has 15 seconds left to act
poly_baller calls $218.60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
grimmerlori shows [Jh 9h] (a pair of Fours)
poly_baller shows [5d As] (a pair of Fours)
poly_baller wins the pot ($646.20) with a pair of Fours
grimmerlori is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $649.20 | Rake $3
Board: [2s Tc 8s 4c 4s]
Seat 1: poly_baller showed [5d As] and won ($646.20) with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: hauptizzle (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: grimmerlori (small blind) showed [Jh 9h] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 4: UR DONE TOO (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: La Jolla Shores didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: bertkc didn't bet (folded)